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{SMEG}~Taz ^..^

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Although this is primarily a news page for the members, if you are n't a Smeg and you have wandered in here out of curiosity, you are welcome anyway.

  • The news will be updated as and when time permits, the last two weeks on the page will be transferred to the archive page.

  • Game tips, bugs and snags will be on the appropriate pages.

  • It will, of course, be dependent on time and space [no pun intended] :)

  • I do not intend to list the "best, worst, so and so sucks" type stuff.

  • Any reproduced posts are "as is" with no guarentees or acceptance of any liability for innaccuracies or errors.

Saturday Nov 7th
BANG BANG's BACK IN TOWN! After 12 weeks in Hong Kong the boy is back. He dropped me a mail this morning to say he needs to practise a lil' but I'm sure he'll back on form in no time.

Aki is MIA until th 17th Nov as he's off to Bangkok. Hmmmmmm. Far East is getting it's fair share of Smeg. Heh

Friday Oct30th
I captured a chimp trying to infiltrate the Smeg HQ, complete with a banana mine, which now worries the chimp as I have strapped to it's, chest and it's started ticking. I have strung him up by his thumbs until he reveals which clan he is from. He just hangs there muttering "Asm.. Asmo... Asthma....." Or something like that. Any Guesses?

I don't think it's Chuck or Fungu's bunch, as they are slightly more coherent than that. (Big cheesy grin here) Sorry about the lack of news, been real busy, Also I hear a lil' tension, let it go guys, that's not what we're about.

I'll get round to doing the Taz, Brum, Marksa and Hanky picture this weekend, I think they came out pretty well.

Own up or the chimp
gets it

Heh, You guessed it,
I'm gonna pull it's head off anyway.

Saturday Oct 31st
These chimps just wont give up! A leading government official has been unmasked as The Cheif primate of the Chimpo-Cong. He tipped his hand in the House of Commons yesterday, he opposed the governments "Free School Meals" initiative. He stated that "A staple diet of bananas and small circular brown cereals in milk, should be introduced as soon as practicable." and that "Significant savings could be introduced by replacing schoolchildrens chairs with tyres hanging from ropes".

Beware of Coco Smiley ! A recent picture,
although he has many guises.

With thanks to Davey {SMEG}~BrumFor the great pic.

This lapse in his guard was enough to tip off the SMEG Secret Security Service who promptly arrived to capture this threat to the nation's security. I Have to report, however, the chimp agent known as "Coco Smiley" (with apologies to John Le Carre), unfortunatly escaped. He is a master of disguise and is amongst us somewhere. Be on your guard. Police are watching all greengrocers and supermarket vegetable counters.

Be carefull not to over-react, this morning an elderly lady was hit by Mag-cannon for uttering "50p a pound, I should coco". Also a scientist in a Lab was injured when a colleague smashed a heavy retort stand over his head in the belief the unfortunate man had shouted out "Eeeeeeeeeka". When the wretch finally regained consciousness it transpired he had actually cried out "Eureka".
Thursday Oct 22nd

Somebody help me! I just can't get back into the saddle. I got slaughtered like a rank newbie last night and I can still hear FuFu and DUMA laughing.

As you probably noticed I have been spicing up the pages a lil'. Comments on a postcard etc. New shot of the week out at last. I am a little short of pics due to my absence, so if you got any goodies, send them in.
Tuesday Oct 6th
We have now had over a 1000 visitors to our site I see. (Muffled cheer)

I had a disaster with my Netscape so could you all drop me a line with your Name, Clan nickname, current email and ICQ, so I can can check my salvaged address book. I also want to check I hav n't mixed up the names and nicknames as we now have 16 of us. Give me a hand here please, willya ?

I particularly would like to hear from Shennazy and Tenka as I lost Tenka's details altogether and my last email to Shennazy bounced.

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