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Although this is primarily a news page for the members, if you are n't a Smeg and you have wandered in here out of curiosity, you are welcome anyway.

  • The news will be updated as and when time permits, the last two weeks on the page will be transferred to the archive page.

  • Game tips, bugs and snags will be on the appropriate pages.

  • It will, of course, be dependent on time and space [no pun intended] :)

  • I do not intend to list the "best, worst, so and so sucks" type stuff.

  • Any reproduced posts are "as is" with no guarentees or acceptance of any liability for innaccuracies or errors.
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Sunday Nov15
Well he would n't talk, so it's a joyride down my colon for the chimp.


Saturday Nov 14th
Great!! I was up until 3am playing with Fear+L last night. When I eventually recovered from the 5 pints of Export Lager I drank when I was out with Capt Mo last night, I went downstairs to make the coffee and trod in a bloody great pile of cat barrfffff. Triffic! Just the thing for a hangover.


Friday Nov 13th
I put some more pics on to Taz's "Grizzle page".For those of you who have n,t seen it its a relief valve for all those things that tick me off.

It's Friday today and as another week of City crap staggers inexorably to a tedious, and protracted extinction I thought it would be appropriate to add a few pics to my list of grizzles.

As time goes on I'll add some more. I did get some funny looks as I was photographing the barrfffff outside of the Tejas bar, heh.

Wednesday Nov 11th

LARGE PORTIONS (HUGE ASSETS), BOSH, SORTED, WELL 'ARD
I installed one of the new MAXI PHOENIX 2/3D cards yesterday, it's 'king lovely. Nice colours and effects in 3D at 800*600. 16 megs for 100 Quid, good VFM. The 2D works nicely too. I shall be out with my "camera" f'sure over the next few days.


{DO}Fear+Loathing tells my he's getting a ladder together on a friendly basis and has invited us to tag along. It's really to get folks on at the same time. He's gonna let me know some more soon. Let me know if you are interested, or maybe some keen (sad) person would like to adminster a Smeg-ladder. I aint got time to do that and the site.
Monday Nov 9th

Jaki Chan suggested that I ought to do the news in reverse chrono. order, i.e. the latest news at the top. I have to say I agree it makes more sense, so from now on, the most recent stuff will be at the top. So you see a I am open to criticism, heh. If you think I am going to go back and alter all the archives, dream on. You may ask what the point of all the old news is. Well Bang Bang asked me if he had missed anything, and all he had to do was go read the archives. He was away for 3 months after all.

I witnessed one of the most blatent "player-poaching" attempts last night. I was talking to my mate {DO}Fear+Loathing when Asmo butts in and starts telling him he oughta quit DO as "They 're finished" and "why don't you come to your senses and join a decent clan", etc. Fear told him where to get off and the Chief Primate gave up. I spoke with FUNGU this morning and filled him in. DO are one of the better clans with some nice guys. This kind of arrogant attitude the HEL outfit are displaying is bad for the game. Remember it's a game.......... is n't it ?

I got a most obscure email yesterday

From: info@battlezone.de

Thank you for submitting your site to Battlezone Top 50 Sites

You need to put the following html code on your web site:
http://battlezone.de/cgi-bin/topsites/topsites.cgi?ID=14"
Once this has been done, click on the image that appears to activate your account.
You site will then be included in Battlezone Top 50 Sites within 24-48 hours
View the Battlezone Top 50 Sites rankings at http://battlezone.de/top50/topsites.html
Created with Top Sites v1.21 http://solutionscripts.com

Well I did,n't submit bugger all, and what is more I doubt if there are 50 Bz sites anyway, In which case being bottom at no 48 is is a real privilage.............NOT.

I want to know a lil' more about this sucker before I get involved, this is primarily for players and members, It aint a commercial thang.

Bang Bang was asking me about chimps, where did it all start? Well it was about 6 months ago when Blitzwing, "The Comedian" and myself commented on how the behaviour in the chat room by some players resembled a chimps tea party. You know, carping, sqabbling, lack of manners, holding down the "talk" key, etc. So the name has become a generic term for w****rs in general. Hence, the expression, the server was "all chimped out" last night.

Time for a flag overhaul, send you all some new ones soon.

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